Not that wishes, let alone Christmas, count for much in the Hitchiverse, where all such "magical" thinking is strictly forbidden and perpetual bile for perpetual hate figures is the force that gives life meaning. There'll be no turkey, no pudding, no tree, no Bing Crosby, and no crackers at the Hitchens residence again this 25th of December. Like the White Witch of Narnia, he'll continue to hold his kingdom under a spell that ensures it's always winter but never Christmas.
In conformance with UK Home Office guidance, we're posting this Christmas greeting a little early in order to warn you all Decent law-abiding citizens that if you spot a bearded-man in a red and white coat riding an animal-propelled delivery vehicle, handing out presents to strangers, patting other people's children on the head, or attempting to squeeze down a chimney, take no chances — it could be an Islamofascist terrorist in drag!! These people hate our freedoms, our religion (or lack of it) and our taste in clothes, food, jewelry, music. you name it! And they also despise Christmas almost as much as the Hitch does. So be safe and secure by keeping an eye out this Christmas!
“The enemies of intolerance cannot be tolerant." • "If it is an offense to justice to hold people who may have been victims of mistaken identity or of vendettas by other factions, then it is also an offense to justice to release psychopathic killers who believe that they have divine permission to throw acid in the faces of girls who want to attend school." • "Don't be such a lesbian!
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